Aristotle - Articulating Axolotl Keychain

Meet your new desk companion who's got more moves than a yoga instructor and more charm than a golden retriever puppy. This 3D printed articulating axolotl doesn't need water, food, or expensive vet bills – just your undivided attention and maybe the occasional dusting.

Watch in amazement as this little salamander sensation bends, flexes, and poses like it's auditioning for "So You Think You Can Amphibian." Each segment moves independently, so you can create everything from a graceful swimming motion to what we like to call "the pretzel position" (not recommended for actual axolotls).

Perfect for fidgeters, desk decorators, and anyone who's ever wanted a pet that won't judge you for eating cereal for dinner. This axolotl won't regenerate lost limbs like its real-world cousins, but it will regenerate your faith in the power of tiny, adorable things.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable smiling, sudden urges to learn axolotl facts, and the inexplicable need to buy seventeen more in different colors. Side effects include improved mood, reduced stress, and coworkers asking "where did you get that thing?"

Each axolotl arrives ready to wiggle its way into your heart. No assembly required – just pure, articulated joy straight out of the box.

Actual swimming abilities not included. Please do not submerge in water, margaritas, or existential dread.